You know those small siopao-like buns with BBQ pork that you can buy at 99 Ranch or when you’re having dimsum at a Chinese resto? Well, Erynne’s gone through 3 of them like they’re some kind of long-lost cousin or something. My girl can eat. And the beauty of it? She seems to have the metabolism of BIL because he can eat a cow and a half and still not gain weight. Beautiful, I tell you. I must have been a bad girl in my past life because everything I put in my mouth, I see it immediately growing somewhere inside of my skin on places I’d rather not mention here. It all turns to fat. FAT, I tell you!
I could go on and on about my fat stories but I’ll spare you. My only point was that I wanted to share how funny Erynne’s acting towards these buns (meeeoooooooooooooooooowww!). And since I did say she doesn’t get fat, then she’s spared from ever being PG like her mommy, right?
But even if she did become PG, at least I know she’s definitely my daughter.